edgyspice:

megasilly:

okay okay but hear me out: wizarding tattoos

tattoos of cats that wind around your ankles, birds that fly across your back when you move, a wand that moves when you move your own wand, a map on the back of your hand that shows your current location

the possibilities are endless

"cool you have a cat tattoo can i see it?"

"uh i think it’s sleeping on my ass right now. maybe later."

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friend who lives hundreds of miles away: i made food
me: can i have some

aconsultingwarlock:

itsajensenthing:

starlit-notes:

I would like to thank my arms, for always being by side. My legs, for always supporting me, and my fingers…because I can always count on them.

this will be my speech when i win an oscar

Don’t forget the hips, for not lying. 

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zacktherippercosplay:

Myself(zacktherippercosplay) as Jack Frost Cosplaying as Elsa
And my friend Julie as Elsa Cosplaying Jack Frost!
Metrocon was super CHILL! ;p

rninor:

weepingdildo:

landorus:

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

"I’ll make you moan, over"

"bend over"
"bend what? over"

lepus:

Fritz graduated from puppy school.  They had capes and mortar boards to pose with.  Too adorable.

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FROZEN by Umintsu

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sockathans:

jokes about communism aren’t funny unless you share them with everyone

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❝ I like to think that one day, you became more than what the rest of the world gets to see. ❞

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❝ I’ll marry a man who knows how I take my tea, coffee, and alcohol
And knows when to make which. ❞

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